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  • October 28, 2016

    TRIBUTE

    More than 150,000 people around the planet die each day, but it’s the departure of young souls that leaves everyone utterly devastated. Their...

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    COMIC RELIEF

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  • October 14, 2016

    COMIC RELIEF

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    BREAK

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    COMIC RELIEF

    An 80-year-old Italian man goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the man is in and asks, How do you stay in...

  • September 23, 2016

    COMIC RELIEF

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  • September 16, 2016

    COMIC RELIEF

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