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Usama Rasheed

  • May 31, 2019

    COMIC RELIEF

    A woman was at her hairdresser’s getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband.....

  • May 24, 2019

    COMIC RELIEF

    Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived a blind little bunny and a blind little snake.......

  • May 17, 2019

    COMIC RELIEF

    She’s not ill or anything, but she could definitely get better.......

  • May 10, 2019

    COMIC RELIEF

    They carry on and approach the second hurdle. The jockey, somewhat embarrassed, whispers....

  • May 03, 2019

    COMIC RELIEF

    A man went to the doctor and said that he hadn’t been feeling very well recently.....

  • April 26, 2019

    COMIC RELIEF

    It was autumn, and the Indians on the remote reservation asked their new Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.....

  • April 19, 2019

    COMIC RELIEF

    After three such calls, someone thought to ask how he knew it was Lucille if she didn’t leave a number.......